NickBrendon.com: The official website

Oh, yes. Hello everybody. This is the beautiful and lovely … I’m actually looking for a word to describe myself — an adjective. A, yeah. Can’t take too long. Ass kissing?

Anyway, this is Nicholas Brendon. H-i-i-i-i. I’m back from my 10-month sabbatical. How is everybody out there? How, in the hell, are you? I’m doing quite well, thank you for asking. And I know one person’s saying, “I didn’t ask him.” Well, then, hang up. Because I’m doing well.

No, you know what, don’t hang up. Don’t. You know that one person who didn’t ask? Call me, and then we’ll go out for lemonade. There’s a great lemonade store by my house. It’s entitled “Lemonade,” so you would think that all they would have is lemonade? But nope, it’s the best, like, cafeteria situation that you could ever, ever wish for. They’ve got like, you know you just kind of walk up in line; they’ve got, like, coq au vin, some French chicken dish. They’ve got like, miso spare ribs that just fall off the bone. Their salads are a bit hoity-toity for me, but a fine, a fine, fine meal for, oh, $12.99. And I get water because I don’t drink lemonade. It gives me heartburn.

So, I’ve been busy. I’ve been doing a couple things. This Saturday, on [Lifetime Movie Network], we have [My] Neighbor’s Secret. I’m the neighbor and I have a secret.

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Continued from Part I

Hi, it’s me, again. The machine cut me off. So I’m back. We’ll beat this machine! We will beat this machine. That sounds a little, um, graphic. That sounds kind of almost pornographic: Beat your machine, man! What are you doing in there? Beating your machine? Get out, give some of us a chance!

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Hellooo, everybody. It’s Nicholas Brendon, calling you, at your homes. At your works. At your synagogues. At your mosques. At your temples. I be … ugh. Are you gonna? … This thing keeps hanging up on me, so if it does, I’m just going to have to put my fist through a windshield.

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Helloooo everybody. It’s Nicky Brendon calling you.

I’m driving home from shooting the Criminal Minds. I got home from Scotland about five days ago, and I just wanted to let everybody know that I had a wonderful time in Scotland. And all of the fans there were wonderful.

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Hello there, everybody. This is Nicholas Brendon, and I am audioblogging right now.

It’s been a while. I was doing a play with Richard Kind and a director by the name of Paul Mazursky called Adam Baum and the Jew Movie, and it was a lovely experience. So I kind of got caught up in that, and I’m also just a lazy bum, and I apologize. So for the three people out there that are actually going to hear this audioblog, this is for you.

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Hello everybody! It’s Nicholas Brendon here, calling you on Thursday, the 20th. Got the big Buffy reunion tonight, at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California. And it should be interesting to see everybody again. Everyone’s going to be there, and … let’s see.

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Driving home, from the Criminal Minds, and I thought everybody should know that: I made the cut! I did. I pasted on that little hammock. That little sock, if you will. And I did … and I … let them have their way with me. A really unique situation — I’m happy that it’s behind me, every pun intended.

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Hellooo, everybody. It’s Nicholas Brendon here, spelled B-r-e-n-d-o-n. Driving down the 10 freeway, en route to Glendale, California, where I will be disrobing and putting on a cock sock.

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Transcript coming soon

Hello everybody! It’s Nicholas Brendon here. Happy February to you! Uh… February… something. Three days… two… when was Valentine’s? The 14th, 15th… think we’re on the 17th, 18th.

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