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The latest from actor Nicholas Brendon.

Transcript to come later.

PART ONE:

Hello, everybody. It’s me, Nicky B. Again. I know! What’s going on? I take a 10-month sabbatical, and now I leave one, what, six days ago? And now I’m leaving one right now.

Just wanted to call and check in again. Don’t have as much to say as I did before, but I’m still going to talk, because: Why not? I think, again, we should all give Jacqui a big round of applause for a., reminding me that I need to do this; and b. transcribing it.

So, today’s Sunday. And yesterday was Saturday and the day before that was Friday. I don’t know how you guys feel about Fridays, but I’m much more inclined to like a Monday. So I’m excited about tomorrow!

My movie aired last night, and I watched it and I thought that I played a convincing killer. I’m not going to lie to you. It’s been my dream to play a killer for a long time, and, you know, dreams do become reality … Oh, no. No, I didn’t mean to say that. I apologize. Like, reality in the sense of an actor realizing his part, and not actually killing somebody.

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Oh, yes. Hello everybody. This is the beautiful and lovely … I’m actually looking for a word to describe myself — an adjective. A, yeah. Can’t take too long. Ass kissing?

Anyway, this is Nicholas Brendon. H-i-i-i-i. I’m back from my 10-month sabbatical. How is everybody out there? How, in the hell, are you? I’m doing quite well, thank you for asking. And I know one person’s saying, “I didn’t ask him.” Well, then, hang up. Because I’m doing well.

No, you know what, don’t hang up. Don’t. You know that one person who didn’t ask? Call me, and then we’ll go out for lemonade. There’s a great lemonade store by my house. It’s entitled “Lemonade,” so you would think that all they would have is lemonade? But nope, it’s the best, like, cafeteria situation that you could ever, ever wish for. They’ve got like, you know you just kind of walk up in line; they’ve got, like, coq au vin, some French chicken dish. They’ve got like, miso spare ribs that just fall off the bone. Their salads are a bit hoity-toity for me, but a fine, a fine, fine meal for, oh, $12.99. And I get water because I don’t drink lemonade. It gives me heartburn.

So, I’ve been busy. I’ve been doing a couple things. This Saturday, on [Lifetime Movie Network], we have [My] Neighbor’s Secret. I’m the neighbor and I have a secret.

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Continued from Part I

Hi, it’s me, again. The machine cut me off. So I’m back. We’ll beat this machine! We will beat this machine. That sounds a little, um, graphic. That sounds kind of almost pornographic: Beat your machine, man! What are you doing in there? Beating your machine? Get out, give some of us a chance!

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Hellooo, everybody. It’s Nicholas Brendon, calling you, at your homes. At your works. At your synagogues. At your mosques. At your temples. I be … ugh. Are you gonna? … This thing keeps hanging up on me, so if it does, I’m just going to have to put my fist through a windshield.

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