Nicholas Brendon at NickBrendon.com: The official website

Hello, everybody. This is Nicholas Brendon, calling on your telephones, and your computers. Or whatever other reading devices you may currently use.

I’m calling for a couple reasons:
Just A., To say hi, because it’s been a little while; and
B. Well … this might go to Z, so … and B., I guess we have five tickets left for the meet and greet next Saturday, in six days. And, I think you can, oh gosh, get information on NickBrendon.com. Something like that. And it’s gonna be at a location by my play! Which I finish next week.

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Nicholas Brendon offers updates on his recent stage roles and his March 13 fan meet-and-greet. Tickets are still available!

Hello, everybody. This is Nicholas Brendon calling you, for a couple reasons.

So, A: I haven’t called for a while.

Couple: I really haven’t called for a while. I’m trying to think if I’ve called since England. I think I may have called once.

I did the one-man show, so that took a lot of my time, and a lot of my spunk. Took a lot of my spunk with me, as well. All of my sperm went into this gay, one-man show. And then I started doing another play, so that’s where I’m at now.

I am calling you, though, because I’m doing a play right now, as I just said – trying to load it up – and I’m actually doing a meet and greet. A fan meet and greet, which my beautiful webmaster, Jacqui, is organizing for us – but I’m trying to get to the details right now. But my computer is being very slow. Oh, you’re being so bad, computer. Really? What happened? Technology. Remember rotary phones? Remember, “Hollywood, 424,” and all the sudden you were talking to your corner pharmacy?

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The latest from actor Nicholas Brendon.

Transcript to come later.

PART ONE:

Hello, everybody. It’s me, Nicky B. Again. I know! What’s going on? I take a 10-month sabbatical, and now I leave one, what, six days ago? And now I’m leaving one right now.

Just wanted to call and check in again. Don’t have as much to say as I did before, but I’m still going to talk, because: Why not? I think, again, we should all give Jacqui a big round of applause for a., reminding me that I need to do this; and b. transcribing it.

So, today’s Sunday. And yesterday was Saturday and the day before that was Friday. I don’t know how you guys feel about Fridays, but I’m much more inclined to like a Monday. So I’m excited about tomorrow!

My movie aired last night, and I watched it and I thought that I played a convincing killer. I’m not going to lie to you. It’s been my dream to play a killer for a long time, and, you know, dreams do become reality … Oh, no. No, I didn’t mean to say that. I apologize. Like, reality in the sense of an actor realizing his part, and not actually killing somebody.

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Oh, yes. Hello everybody. This is the beautiful and lovely … I’m actually looking for a word to describe myself — an adjective. A, yeah. Can’t take too long. Ass kissing?

Anyway, this is Nicholas Brendon. H-i-i-i-i. I’m back from my 10-month sabbatical. How is everybody out there? How, in the hell, are you? I’m doing quite well, thank you for asking. And I know one person’s saying, “I didn’t ask him.” Well, then, hang up. Because I’m doing well.

No, you know what, don’t hang up. Don’t. You know that one person who didn’t ask? Call me, and then we’ll go out for lemonade. There’s a great lemonade store by my house. It’s entitled “Lemonade,” so you would think that all they would have is lemonade? But nope, it’s the best, like, cafeteria situation that you could ever, ever wish for. They’ve got like, you know you just kind of walk up in line; they’ve got, like, coq au vin, some French chicken dish. They’ve got like, miso spare ribs that just fall off the bone. Their salads are a bit hoity-toity for me, but a fine, a fine, fine meal for, oh, $12.99. And I get water because I don’t drink lemonade. It gives me heartburn.

So, I’ve been busy. I’ve been doing a couple things. This Saturday, on [Lifetime Movie Network], we have [My] Neighbor’s Secret. I’m the neighbor and I have a secret.

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