Nicholas Brendon Audioblog Update Feb. 15, 2010
Hello, everybody. This is Nicholas Brendon calling you, for a couple reasons.
So, A: I haven’t called for a while.
Couple: I really haven’t called for a while. I’m trying to think if I’ve called since England. I think I may have called once.
I did the one-man show, so that took a lot of my time, and a lot of my spunk. Took a lot of my spunk with me, as well. All of my sperm went into this gay, one-man show. And then I started doing another play, so that’s where I’m at now.
I am calling you, though, because I’m doing a play right now, as I just said – trying to load it up – and I’m actually doing a meet and greet. A fan meet and greet, which my beautiful webmaster, Jacqui, is organizing for us – but I’m trying to get to the details right now. But my computer is being very slow. Oh, you’re being so bad, computer. Really? What happened? Technology. Remember rotary phones? Remember, “Hollywood, 424,” and all the sudden you were talking to your corner pharmacy?
All right, here we go: So … hold on. This isn’t even where I needed to go. Sorry guys – I’m going to give you details. Um – how’s everyone doing? Great. I’m also doing remarkably well. I’m just trying to find what I need to say here … let’s see. OK. I found it.
So. Anywho. So, I’m doing a meet and greet for people – either you can come to the show or not come to the show. The show is called Why Torture Is Wrong, and the People Who Love Them. I play Reverend Mike – I’m a reverend, who also directs porn. But, the day of the big event, of the meet and greet, is … March 13. At around 10:30 [p.m.]. We are going to be meeting at a restaurant, it’s just kind of “undisclosed,” right now.
And, so, I think – I’m not really quite sure how … tickets are, I think, around $75? And then we have money going to charity, and then … I don’t know. Jacqui’s in Taiwan, right now, so she wanted me to audioblog about this.
So, it’s the 13th, we know. And, you know what, we’ll take as many people as want to come. You know, Jacqui said between 15 and 20, but if there are people who, you know, if we have more than that, then we will accommodate everybody who wants to do this thing. Again, I apologize for the … God, I wish “retarded” wasn’t non-P.C., because I’m going to say “the retardedness,” because I’m concerned about being politically correct. I’m sorry about the retardedness of this audioblog, because all I know is that it’s going to be in Hollywood, California – Hollywood and Highland, by the Kodak Theater, where they do the Oscars. March 13th, 10:30, after the show.
Tickets [Jacqui note: To the play] are not included in the price of the meet and greet, however, you can purchase them over at the Blank Theatre. But, yeah, I would love to, y’know, we kind of came up with a little fan meet and greet. So, I think anyone who wants to come, if you can, I think maybe go to NickBrendon.com, I think there’ll be more information there, and let’s see how many people we can get here, you know?
Again, March 13th, after the show. The show ends around 10:20, so I’ll be available from 10:30 on. Ummmm … it’s so funny, I’m just, like, reading Jacqui’s notes. I twittered about it. … Kind of. She says, when: March 13, 10:30. Where: “I’m not sharing that with people yet” – but she did make a reservation! …
So, as far as I know, I think if you go to NickBrendon.com dot…
Hey, this is Nicky again. I was cut off.
So yes, so this thing is very real. 13th. Meet and greet. And, that’s all I wanted to say. So please come and see me! Y’know, see the play or not see the play. But, we’re going to be getting together, from walking distance from where the play is. On the 13th of March.
So, sign up people. Fly in from out of town. That’s it. That’s all I got. That’s all I got. Maybe Nina Dodson can fly in from out of town and say hi. So, yeah, OK. Talk to you soon – bye.