Nicholas Brendon audioblog update Feb. 28, 2008
Hellooo, everybody. It’s Nicholas Brendon here, spelled B-r-e-n-d-o-n. Driving down the 10 freeway, en route to Glendale, California, where I will be disrobing and putting on a cock sock.
So I’m calling you right now, in the pre-dawn of the cock sock. And I will call you in the post-dawn of the cock sock, and I’ll let you know how cocktastic it is.
Like I said before: I’ve never done this before. I’ve seen it done — and always was way appreciative that it wasn’t happening to me. But here we go. I’m feeling a little bit victimized… [Sound cuts out … ] and I don’t know, really how to approach this, outside of crying a lot … shaking uncontrollably.
And I just, literally, passed a cop going about 85 miles per hour, and he’s just gotten behind me right now, so let’s just see what happens. I’ll probably have to start crying if he pulls me over, and just — and let him know that I’m going to put on the cock sock. And, why am I speeding to get to work to wear a cock sock? That’s the question, I think.
I don’t have an answer for you right now. I don’t. But I do have some kind words. So just call me back, and let’s have a conversation. Oh, wait. Do you even have my phone number? Well, those of you that have my phone number, call me, and I’ll leave some kind words.
Shit. Oh, never mind. I gotta go — that’s work. I’ll talk to you after! Bye!
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Teresa said,
February 28, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Hey Nick,
First of all I hope the cop didn’t pull you over and the next thing I don’t have your number but if I did, I have had experince in helping actors in this area. I actually was the one who had to calm them down. I could give you some great tips on your nerves.
I’ll e-mail my number to your contact. Don’t hesitate to give me a call. Small Theater or big screen, May be I can help. There is no one else I rather help!!!!
Teresa
Lena said,
February 28, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Nick, please stop saying those four letter words! You’re making everyone blush… although it does seem to roll off the tongue quite easy. *ponders* cock sock. cock. sock. cocksock. Anyhoo!
I’ll give you a call tonight to find out about the whole cock-sock exploit. Though, yeah um, I don’t have your number. I’ll just send psychic messages of good luck to you then. You’ll know you’ve got them when your toes get tingles. haha.
Ok I’m high on cough syrup so please excuse me.
Colette said,
February 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Hey Nick!
I hope you don’t get victimized while actually on the set, cause I mean, who could resist? But I was wondering, do they have a one size fits all cock sock? Or do they measure or something?
If you did get pulled over by that cop, I’m sure your tears made him give you only a warning, if not, I wish you the best! I don’t have your phone number, but I have contacts . . . Not really though.
Good luck on CM! I watched the re-aired Penelope last night and it(and you) were just as great as I remembered
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Much love and cheer!
Lena said,
February 28, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Can I just say a big thank you to Jacqui. Are you the genius that transcribes these audio blogs? I can’t listen to the audio clips at work (work politics blah!) so reading them is a pleasure.
Thanks!!!
Mares said,
February 28, 2008 at 5:06 pm
lol! Too funny! Hope Nick didn’t get pulled over..
My family really enjoyed seeing him on Criminal Minds last evening. I’ve never watched CM before, but certainly will from now on. Great characters and a neat angle for a series.
Hope the sock thing worked out well for you, Nick!
Janet said,
February 28, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I gotta say, I’m intrigued by the whole cock sock thing. Like Colette said, I’m wondering about sizing. And how it stays on – do they use like toupee tape or something lol? On second thoughts, no, ouch. Also, do you get paid extra for doing nude scenes? Like a bare butt bonus?
Can’t wait to hear how things went, and if Nick got a ticket lol.
John said,
February 28, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Hey Nick!
Wow…dude…what can I say besides…um, good luck and…just…imagine everyone in their underwear…or something along those lines. I think that wearing a cock sock for a movie or show is my biggest fear about the film industry and is one of very few things that holds me back. Thankfully, (until June) I’m still a minor…and live in De Kalb, IL…which is far from any movie set that I know of…but that’s beside the point. Again, good luck, man. My heart goes out to ya.
And hey, I don’t know about actually crying in front of cops, but if you water your eyes a lot, run your hand through your hair a lot, and say “Sir” (or “ma’am”) a lot, they tend to be pretty nice. Also, if you can actually make yourself pale, they seem to be a little less…”tough cop”ish. I don’t think they like people passing out. …Then again, who does?
Anyway, in case you’re wondering; why yes, I am stalling time…homework be damned!
On that note, I leave you saying “Can’t wait for the new episodes of Criminal Minds and update soon, Nick! Take care.”
Later,
John.
Lissie said,
March 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I can honestly say that i’ve never heard the words COCK & SOCK in the same sentence so many times *laughs out loud* or so many times in a conversation.
You’d be surprised the stuff i’ve heard yet your words just make me giggle.
I loved you on the show…you were totally dorktacular. i hope that everything is well and that you have many great things coming up.
All the best
P.S. did anyone call you after this post?? *giggles* i’m sorry…just curious i guess
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